How to Argue With a Pre-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #41

P=Parent
C=Child

C: Why do sharks have sharp teeth?
P: So they can eat.
C: So they can eat people?
P: No, so they can eat fish, probably.
C: But they eat people.
P: Not usually.
C: They eat people who aren't wearing sunscreen.
P: Oh yeah? Why do you think that?
C: You told me that!
P: I don't think so.
C: Yes, you did! When we were on vacation!
P: That doesn't sound like something I would say.
C: You did! You said sharks only eat people who aren't wearing sunscreen!
P: No, I think I'd remember saying that.
C: I remember. You are the one who said it.