How to Argue With an Elementary-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #59

P=Parent
C=Child

C: Do you wear dark clothes when it's hot out?
P: Sometimes. Why?
C: Because you should wear light clothes when it's hot out. Because dark colors exhorb the heat. And light colors make the heat BOUNCE right off!
P: Wow! Did you learn all that in science class today?
C: Yup!
P: That's great that your science teacher taught you that.
C: She didn't. It was on a video we watched.

How to Argue With an Elementary-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #58

P=Parent
C=Child

P: Put your shoes on!
C: I should wear my boots in case I go Rainbow Stomping.
P: You're going Rainbow Stomping?
C: I might... try to kick a rainbow (shrugs).
P: Why would you do that?
C: Because it's raining!