How to Argue With an Elementary-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #63

P=Parent
C=Child

C=What's a Charlie Horse?

P=When you get a cramp in your calf. 

C= Oh yeah. Whenever I wear pajama pants I get a cramp in my calf!

P= Is that a "Pajama Cramp?"

C=Yeah hahaha!

How to Argue With an Elementary-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #62

P=Parent
C=Child

P=How do you know it's a female firefly? 

C=They only fly up to the male to like hug and kiss and make out and stuff. And then they have like 30 babies.