How to Argue With a Pre-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #43

P=Parent
C=Child

C: Grandpoppo is cool because he can eat and drive at the same time!
P: Oh yeah?
C: Yeah, I've seen him do it! Some people can do two different things at the same time.
P:  That's called multitasking.
C: Yup!
P: Do you know any other examples of multitasking?
C: (Thinks a moment) Yes! Multitasking is like when a giant can grab a house with one hand and then grab another house with the other hand!
P: I guess that's a pretty good example.