How to Argue With a Pre-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #33

P=Parent
C=Child

C: The cat can't talk.
P: Yes he can. He talks by showing his emotions by doing stuff like meowing and purring and hissing.
C: Pissing isn't nice.
P: Not pissing. Hissing.
C: Hissing isn't nice either.