How to Argue With a Pre-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #30

P=Parent
C=Child

(Getting ready for Chinese New Year)
P: Did you talk about your zodiac animals at school?
C: Yeah!
P: So what is your zodiac animal?
C: I don't know.
P: Is it a snake, or a rabbit, or a dragon?
C: I'm a Ninja!
P: I don't think that's a zodiac animal.
C: Why?
P: I don't think ninjas are one of the zodiac animals. Did you talk about it at school today?
C: Why?
P: Your sheet said today you were going to discuss what everyone's zodiac animals are. Do you know what yours is?
C: I'm a Ninja!
P: I don't think so...
C: Yes, I'm a Ninja today!