How to Argue With a Pre-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #27

P=Parent
C=Child

P: What do you want for dinner?
C: I want... grilled cheese and salad and turkey fries!
P: Turkey fries? I don't think we have turkey fries....
C: Yeah!
P: What are turkey fries?
C: They're just turkey fries.
P: How do you make them?
C: You take egg and salad and turkey fries.
P: But how do you make turkey fries.
C: You take egg and put salad in it and it bubbles.
P: And that makes the turkey fries?
C: Yeah.
P: Do you need to heat it up?
C: Yeah.
P: In the oven or the toaster oven or the stove top?
C: In the oven!
P: How do you know when it's done?
C: Because you go one two three four five. And it's done!