How to Argue With a Pre-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #26

P=Parent
C=Child

C: (singing)
P: What's that song?
C: What.
P: That song you were singing.
C: Why?
P: I didn't recognize it. What is it?
C: It's just a little tiny song.
P: A tiny song? What is it?
C: It's. It's just a tiny song!