How To Argue With a Toddler (And Lose) #6

P=Parent
T=Toddler

T: Why is that thing [something in the front seat of the car] backawards?
P: What thing?
T: That thing (pointing)!
P: That's not backwards, it's just a little crooked.
T: It's sideways?
P: Yeah.
T: Why is it sideways?
P: I don't know how it got that way.
T: 'Cause mama drives FAST!
P: Oh yeah?
T: Yeah, it got like that 'cause mama drives FAST!