How To Argue With a Toddler (And Lose) #5

P=Parent
T=Toddler

T: This chocolate milk is STINKY!
P: Why is it stinky?
T: 'Cause it's stinky.
P: It shouldn't be. It's just chocolate milk.
T: It has chocolate pits.
P: No, it doesn't.
T: It does! It has chocolate pits. Chocolate pits are stinky! EEEEEWWWWW!