Apparently whatever is in fashion for people is also in fashion for babies. This doesn't make sense, babies are built differently. Which is why hoodies don't work.
- Babies have enormous heads. Even though baby hoodies have bigger-than-normal hoods (like, as big as the rest of the sweatshirt) they still don't stay on the baby's head.
- Zip-up sweatshirts are both difficult to get on an infant who can't yet sit up; and they tend to get caught under the baby's fat neckless chin, because:
- baby sweatshirts/sweaters tend to move upward. It defies gravity, but it's true. I don't know if it has to do with chubby bellies or what, but apparently someone else discovered this before me and invented the onesie for this reason.
So, my idea? The sweatshirt/sweater/hoodie onesie! Without the stupid zipper!
Apparently whatever is in fashion for people is also in fashion for babies. This doesn't make sense, babies are built differently. Which is why hoodies don't work.
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