How to Argue With an Elementary-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #61

P=Parent

C=Child

C: I know how cranberries got their name!

P: How?

C: Because they taste like crayons!

P: You know what crayons taste like?

C: Yeah.

P: Do they taste like wax?

C: Not really. They aren't as good as Elmer's glue, or red pens.