Thursday, July 27, 2017

How to Argue With an Elementary-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #57

P=Parent
C=Child

C: I like this summer camp better than all the other ones I've been to!
P: Why do you like this one the best?
C: Because, well, today a girl had to go poop and the teacher started digging a hole in the ground for her to poop in. But then after the hole was digged, the girl said she didn't have to go poop anymore.
P: That's why you like this camp the best?!
C: Well, yeah. And there were electrical wires buried and so it was dangerous to dig there.
P: Should I write that in a Yelp review for that camp?
C: What do you mean?
P: Never mind.

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