How to Argue With an Elementary-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #47

P=Parent
C=Child

C: Want to know a word?
P: Yes!
C: The word is Frig.
P: Fridge?
C: No, Frig!
P: What does Frig mean?
C: It means Mad. And it means fridge.
P: Is it a mad fridge?
C: (laughing) No.... well, I guess it could.