How to Argue With a Pre-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #39

P=Parent
C=Child

P: Go Potty RIGHT NOW!
C: I don't know why you want me to pee in my pants! Why would you ask me to do that?
P: I didn't ask you to pee your pants.
C: Yes, you did! You said "Go potty right NOW, and right NOW I'm still wearing my pants. So, if I go potty right NOW, I'll pee my pants. And I don't know WHY you want me to do that."