How to Argue With a Pre-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #37

P=Parent
C=Child

C: I'm excited to go to school today!
P: Why's that?
C: Because... when I go to school? My mom or dad comes and picks me up and then I get to go home and play!!
P: That's optimistic.
C: What'd you say?
P: Keep that general outlook on life, and you'll have no problems.