How to Argue With a Pre-School-Aged Child (And Lose) #23

P= Parent
C= Child

C: Mama, do you have a penis?
P: No.
C: Why?
P: Because I'm a girl.
C: And papa's a boy?
P: Yeah, papa's a boy.
C: No he's not.
P: He's not?
C: No. He's a Dult!
P: I guess he is adult too.