Saturday, November 22, 2014

How to argue with a toddler ( and lose ) #20

P= Parent
T= Toddler

(Toddler eating a whole apple, looking at the bite marks)
T: Are these my teeth?
P: Yes, the marks in the apple came from your teeth. Those are teethmarks.
T: Like bookmarks?
P: No, not like bookmarks.
T: Ow, my apple is stuck in my brain!
P: Did you get a brain freeze from the cold apple?
T: No, it's stuck!

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