How To Argue With a Toddler (And Lose) #10

P=Parent

T=Toddler

 

P: Are you hungry?

T: I'm a lot hungry.

P: What do you want for breakfast?

T: Um. I want cheerios and granola bar and socks.

P: You can't eat socks for breakfast!
T: Yes I can!

P: How are you gonna eat socks?

(Picks up foot, puts in mouth and says nomnomnom!)

(Doesn't like that, so takes sock off foot and sticks in mouth)

(Doesn't like that)

T: I don't like socks.