P=Parent
T=Toddler
T: (sitting in a booster chair, holding the unbuckled straps) Are these car seat belts?
P: No, they're booster seat belts.
T: They're CAR seat belts.
P: No, they aren't in a car.
T: (Holds up a strap with the left hand and another strap with the right hand) Right hand's strap: Hi. I'm a car seat belt! Left hand's strap: I'm a car seat belt! Right hand's strap: I'm not in a car today. I'm in a booster seat. Left hand's strap: Me too!
P: How can I possibly argue with a toddler and inanimate objects?!?!!
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